“I Will Personally Drive Each Migrant to Rwanda Myself if I Have To” Vows Suella Braverman
Suella Braverman has issued a statement vowing she will personally drive each and every migrant to Rwanda if she has to.
The Pied Piper of Downing Street; Rishi Sunak Insists on Dressing Up When Not In Parliament.
Rishi Sunak insists on dressing up and the fictional character the Pied Piper whenever he is not required in Parliament, sources close to Downing Street have told us.
Honesty box
Terror in Chipping Norton as Roadside Honesty Box Short-Changed
Terror has struck Chipping Norton, leaving residents scared to leave their homes, as a roadside honesty box selling eggs has been found shortchanged.
Theresa May brawls with an OAP whilst on Basingstoke Bender
The former Prime Minister has found herself in hot waters this past weekend after being involved in an incident that left a usually quiet Basingstoke Wetherspoons in complete disrepair.