RAF Deploy The Red Arrows To Bring Key Workers Home Amidst Air Traffic Control Chaos.
The RAF has begun to deploy the famous Red Arrows to bring key workers home amidst the chaos caused by the UK's air traffic control systems failure.
UK to Launch Online Second-Hand Organ Marketplace To Help Struggling NHS
Plans to open an online second-hand organ marketplace to help the NHS with ever-rising costs have been introduced today.
“I Will Personally Drive Each Migrant to Rwanda Myself if I Have To” Vows Suella Braverman
Suella Braverman has issued a statement vowing she will personally drive each and every migrant to Rwanda if she has to.
The Pied Piper of Downing Street; Rishi Sunak Insists on Dressing Up When Not In Parliament.
Rishi Sunak insists on dressing up and the fictional character the Pied Piper whenever he is not required in Parliament, sources close to Downing Street have told us.
Theresa May brawls with an OAP whilst on Basingstoke Bender
The former Prime Minister has found herself in hot waters this past weekend after being involved in an incident that left a usually quiet Basingstoke Wetherspoons in complete disrepair.