UK to Launch Online Second-Hand Organ Marketplace To Help Struggling NHS
Plans to open an online second-hand organ marketplace to help the NHS with ever-rising costs have been introduced today.
“I Will Personally Drive Each Migrant to Rwanda Myself if I Have To” Vows Suella Braverman
Suella Braverman has issued a statement vowing she will personally drive each and every migrant to Rwanda if she has to.
The Pied Piper of Downing Street; Rishi Sunak Insists on Dressing Up When Not In Parliament.
Rishi Sunak insists on dressing up and the fictional character the Pied Piper whenever he is not required in Parliament, sources close to Downing Street have told us.
Donald Trump Signs Deal With Modelling Agency on the Back of Mugshot
Donald Trump is being dubbed the new 'prison bae' after he has signed a deal with a modelling agency on the back of his mugshot, which was released this morning on twitter.
Theresa May brawls with an OAP whilst on Basingstoke Bender
The former Prime Minister has found herself in hot waters this past weekend after being involved in an incident that left a usually quiet Basingstoke Wetherspoons in complete disrepair.
Nicola Sturgeon demands her ‘death row meal’ after being arrested.
Nicola Sturgeon demands her death row meal after being arrested.
Boris & Rishi agree to settle feud with ‘winner takes all’ Greco Roman wrestling match
Boris Johnson & Rishi Sunak agree to settle feud with 'winner takes all' Greco Roman wrestling match