Donald Trump Signs Deal With Modelling Agency on the Back of Mugshot

Donald Trump is being dubbed the new ‘prison bae’ after he has signed a deal with a modelling agency on the back of his mugshot, which was released this morning on twitter.

The troublesome ex-president was picked up by White-Star Management, agents of original prison bae Jeremy Meeks, only a couple of hours after the mugshot had been posted.

“We just love a bad boy”

Jim Jordan, Owner, White-Star Management – 2023.

When asked how he was going to find the time to model during his 2024 presidential campaign, Trump scoffed and said “Whatever a man woman and child put together in one body can do in a week, I can do in two afternoons”.

Inside sources have confirmed to The Daily Horace that Trump’s first gig is an Ad Campaign for Crabbie’s Alcoholic Ginger Beer.

Featured Image: “Donald Trumps Mugshot” from from Donald J Trump on Twitter.

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