RAF Deploy The Red Arrows To Bring Key Workers Home Amidst Air Traffic Control Chaos.
The RAF has begun to deploy the famous Red Arrows to bring key workers home amidst the chaos caused by the UK's air traffic control systems failure.
UK to Launch Online Second-Hand Organ Marketplace To Help Struggling NHS
Plans to open an online second-hand organ marketplace to help the NHS with ever-rising costs have been introduced today.
A Tour Operator in Dover Has Started Offering Migrant Watching Experiences
Migrant watching experiences have been a hit new success for Dover-based tour operator Dover Sea Scapes.
“I Will Personally Drive Each Migrant to Rwanda Myself if I Have To” Vows Suella Braverman
Suella Braverman has issued a statement vowing she will personally drive each and every migrant to Rwanda if she has to.
The Pied Piper of Downing Street; Rishi Sunak Insists on Dressing Up When Not In Parliament.
Rishi Sunak insists on dressing up and the fictional character the Pied Piper whenever he is not required in Parliament, sources close to Downing Street have told us.
Pensioners Now Eligible for Their 19th COVID Booster
Old age pensioners in the UK are now eligible for their 19th COVID booster as new variant spreads.
Harrods Enter Last Minute Bid To Buy All 408 Wilko’s Stores
Luxury Giant Harrods have entered a last-minute bid to purchase all of Wilko's 408 stores across the UK.
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Terror in Chipping Norton as Roadside Honesty Box Short-Changed
Terror has struck Chipping Norton, leaving residents scared to leave their homes, as a roadside honesty box selling eggs has been found shortchanged.
Boris & Rishi agree to settle feud with ‘winner takes all’ Greco Roman wrestling match
Boris Johnson & Rishi Sunak agree to settle feud with 'winner takes all' Greco Roman wrestling match